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but for memory and clarity we had better write it down

(i've written pages upon pages trying to rid you from my bones)

Created on 2005-01-31 19:37:03 (#5974350), last updated 2009-12-03

3,551 comments received, 2,585 comments posted

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Name:Nina
Birthdate:02-17
Location:Madison, Wisconsin, United States
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so there was this women and
she was on an airplane and
she's flying to meet her fiancé
sailing high above the largest ocean
on planet earth and she was seated
next to this man who you know
she had tried to start a conversation
but really the only thing
she heard him say was to order his bloody mary
and she's sitting there and she's reading
this really arduous magazine article about this
third world country that she couldn't
even pronounce the name of and
she's feeling very bored and very despondent
and then uh suddenly there's this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out
and they started just falling thirty thousand feet
and the pilot's on the microphone and he's saying,
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, oh my god, I'm sorry"
and apologizing and she looks at the man and she says,
"where are we going" and he looks at her and he says,
"we're going to a party, it's a birthday party.
it's your birthday party, happy birthday darling.
We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much."
and then he starts humming this little tune and it kind of goes like this:

one, two, one, two, three, four
we must talk in every telephone, get eaten off the web
we must rip out all the epilogues from the books we have read
and to the face of every criminal strapped firmly in a chair
we must stare, we must stare, we must stare

we must take all of the medicines too expensive now to sell
set fire to the preacher who is promising us hell
and in the ear of every anarchist who sleeps but doesn't dream
we must sing, we must sing, we must sing

i'm in gryffindor!
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